Spin around and fall down, do it again

I lack gumption.

My brain does stuff. It's hard to explain.

Have a seat.

Stop talking. Just watch. Listen. Observe.

amish—-paradise:

Why doesn’t anybody have a sleeping party? Like you invite people over to your house to sleep. And when they’re done sleeping they get up and leave. I feel like that would be so much cooler than going out and drinking with your friends. I really want this to become a thing.

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

  • people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
  • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
  • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
  • i hate my voice
  • i have something really mean to say
  • i hate you
  • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

(via jensenoutbackles)

indebtandbored: harrytomlomsom: migrated: change the direction of the train if you concentrate i figured how to switch it and then made it match my breathing ive never felt so powerful i concentrated really hard and I made it transparent.

indebtandbored:

harrytomlomsom:

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

i figured how to switch it and then made it match my breathing ive never felt so powerful

i concentrated really hard and I made it transparent.

(Source: dpaf, via pixxieee)

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhonour: fixthefisherking: banjaxed: nightlifemingus: nosdrinker: hypnotiqradiance: If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr. are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids many were lost that day It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict. My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick. Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies, via butterfly-heartbeat)